November 2009
106 posts
Let's play "The Vagina Game."
sexismandthecity:
goddamnitsweetheart:
thedmoshow:
justanotherholeinthecheese:
justcallmecourt:
strongerwoman:
smusical:
nextuesday:
bitterandblue:
iamthelizardqueen:
yerawizardharry:
randolphrankin:
bearxzy:
bbbrandon:
kimmychau:
ninersz:
emilyfbr:
Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”
I’ll...
Heeeeey!
challyzatb:
ouyangdan:
Yes, I caved. I have no idea what I am doooooooing!
challyzatb:
My lovely friends Anna and Ouyang Dan have joined tumblr!
Anna: Adventures of an Anna
OYD: cone sold stober
No one does. Just go with it!
… yeah has anyone figured out how tumblarity works? Anyone?
tumblarity does NOT work — that’s how! i think it’s supposed to be based on how...
Gawker hits a new low. Anglophiles take note. →
isabelthespy:
nudawn:
fek:
(via colleennika)
i probably love london more than i love new york, but this is bloody brilliant.
Your food sucks. It all tastes like ass until American chefs take two months to do better what you’ve spent hundreds of years sucking at.
The service in your restaurants sucks, because you have to instruct people how to tip by putting a mandatory charge on their...
I kinda wish I was in my apartment right now. Alone, preferably.
I’d be singing along to angry & sad music. Very loudly.
The annoying thing about knowing real people on twitter is that you can’t always say what you’re thinking.
So I want to go on and on about how I’ve felt like shit lately, how I’m completely unmotivated, completely confused, can’t get from point a to point b without overanalyzing c-z, blah blah blah. And it’s not life or death. And it’s not the end of the...
christmas music already, radio stations?
thecurvature:
reachingtheshore:
isabelthespy:
i… approve!
i know, right? cynical jaded me, on board with the “christmas season starts on black friday” train?
YES. YES I AM. y’all, i can’t explain it. in principle, i’m not a huge fan of either christianity OR commercialism. AND YET. i love the christmas season, god i do! i love tinsel, and the way NYC puts christmas lights on all the sidewalk...
Top twenty challenged/banned books of the...
ekswitaj:
isabelthespy:
novazembla:
libraryland:tylenemoo:
1. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald 2. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger 3. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck 4. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee 5. The Color Purple by Alice Walker 6. Ulysses by James Joyce 7. Beloved by Toni Morrison 8. The Lord of the Flies by William Golding 9. 1984 by George Orwell 10. The...
christmas music already, radio stations?
isabelthespy:
i… approve!
i know, right? cynical jaded me, on board with the “christmas season starts on black friday” train?
YES. YES I AM. y’all, i can’t explain it. in principle, i’m not a huge fan of either christianity OR commercialism. AND YET. i love the christmas season, god i do! i love tinsel, and the way NYC puts christmas lights on all the sidewalk trees, and those giant light-up...
100 books that defined the noughties - Telegraph →
1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling
i don't believe in guilty pleasures
isabelthespy:
but there are some things i am kind of embarrassed to love as much as i do, because of the extent to which they are not at all any kind of good. degrassi is kind of like this, but not really, because its suckiness is part of its charm, in that sometimes i’m like “whoa, they have people on this show who can act and make me care about their characters and also i love spinner so hard...
The true story of thanksgiving
little child: tomorrow is the tanksgivin party at school.
me: wanna know the true story of thanksgiving its about killing.
little child: ohhh yeah.
me: well from forever ago there were some people living in america. they were brown people and they lived all over america. and then one day like four hundred years ago some people from england came on big boats to america. and they called the brown people indians and they wanted their land and all their money so they tried to kill them all.
little child: all of dem?!
me: they tried. they gave them blankets with swine flu on them and took the children away from the mothers and killed a lot of people.
little child: all the indians is dead?
me: no they fought hard and still there but the english took the land. and thanksgiving celebrates that.
little child: so the english is people for the devil then.
me: umm, well...yeah, why not?
little child: so tomorrow i tell teacher that the party is bad, is for the english who do bad things, bad things alla day.
me: yes, yes please do.
The story of bread
little child: how it get so big? how it get bigger so soon?
me: okay remember what we put in it, those are fairy eggs. right like bird eggs and then the eggs break and the fairies get out and start dancing around inside it and so it gets bigger and bigger when the fairies dance more and more.
little child: what is fairies?
me: oh, um little tiny tiny people with wings.
little child: what happen when you cook it, the fairies die inside?
me: shit....no, absolutely not. okay no, umm the fairies fly away but they are so small you can't see them when they leave the oven.
little child: sounds stupid.
me: it's not stupid it's magic!
little child: same to jesus?
me: exactly. exactly like jesus.
Jump off the Bridge: A Yummy Holiday Season →
HELP! HELP!
What should I make for dessert? I need two…
Watchabbyjean:
so given the coverage, i had thought the AMAs were just a two hour sex orgy featuring adam lambert and the cast of good morning america, but i sat down to cruise through it on tivo and it turns out some other things happened! one of those things was this kelly clarkson performance of ‘already gone’ which, even though it is not one of my fave songs from the album, was notable both...
LOL, brotha →
thecurvature:
fuckyeahlost:
melsd:
fuckyeahcrit:
Tumblr hates gifs, but if you enjoy LOST (especially Des & Penny) you might enjoy this.
Funny funny love DESMOND
I wasn’t gonna post this on here but I changed my mind so now I’m reblogging someone who reblogged me. Yeah! Everyone loves Des.
Hahaha. Beatles/LOST mashup FOR THE WIN.
this was too cute
Rebecca Mader Returning to 'Lost,' Says Carlton... →
thecurvature:
reachingtheshore:
An alternate timeline where she survives? I don’t think that’s it…
I don’t see how the fact that characters who died have been confirmed for the last season means that they’re all suddenly going to be alive. That seems a bit too… unsatisfying. Seems very “it was all a dream” to me.
When I saw his tweet, I assumed he meant she was back in flashbacks. Or as a...
By the way
thecurvature:
The several times in the 8 years since that I have woken up to a Beatles song on my alarm clock, my heart has started racing and I’ve gone into a panic, thinking “oh god, oh god, please don’t tell me that anyone’s dead.”
Thankfully, no one has been, yet. But it’s a really awful feeling.
I think this about pretty much all of my favorite artists that you don’t normally hear...
Depressed Lady Loses Benefits Because Of Her... →
thecurvature:
abbyjean:
notemily:
A depressed woman has lost her benefits because her insurance agent found Facebook photos where she appears to be having fun.
CBC reports:
A Quebec woman on long-term sick leave is fighting to have her benefits reinstated after her employer’s insurance company cut them, she says, because of photos posted on Facebook…She said her insurance agent described...
“I’m a transgendered sex worker, and I want to not get killed for who I am or...”
– Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance | RHRealityCheck.org (via kimberleecline) (via amberlrhea) (via champagnecandy)
Rebecca Mader Returning to 'Lost,' Says Carlton... →
An alternate timeline where she survives? I don’t think that’s it…
I don’t see how the fact that characters who died have been confirmed for the last season means that they’re all suddenly going to be alive. That seems a bit too… unsatisfying. Seems very “it was all a dream” to me.
When I saw his tweet, I assumed he meant she was back in...
How to Be a Feminist Boyfriend →
novazembla:
katoleary:
Know that her opinions come from experiences you have not had, and can never fully understand.
Do not use this as a reason to dismiss her opinions; use this as a way to attempt to understand them.
Give more consideration than you normally would when you are in a situation where you are the privileged one. No, this isn’t “special treatment.” It’s attempting to...
ABC ANNOUNCES THE PREMIERE OF THE SIXTH AND FINAL...
thecurvature:
fuckyeahlost:
We already know the date, but here’s the official press release from ABC which includes some more details.
ABC announces the premiere of the sixth and final season of “Lost,” with a special all-night event on Tuesday, February 2. A recap special will kick off the night from 8:00-9:00 p.m., ET, followed by the much anticipated two-hour premiere from 9:00-11:00 p.m....
I had a random thought earlier about Harry Potter,...
everythingharrypotter:
I believe I’m right about that’s what the curse was but I haven’t read it in a while
submission ~ musicobsessed6.tumblr.com
I don’t think the curse worked that way. It wasn’t that the position was cursed until Voldy could be the DADA professor, it was just cursed because he was initially turned down. By that point, he knew he wasn’t going to be the...
