Just saw my youngest brother in his tux for prom
I didn’t go to my prom. Because I graduated a semester early, and then flew halfway around the world to live in Australia. A small part of me regrets not getting the chance to get my hair done and wear a pretty dress, because I enjoy pretty dresses (my dress would have been way prettier than the ones the girls I just saw were wearing). But as for the whole saying spending an evening with your classmates and having a last hurrah thing or whatever that prom is supposed to be? No fucking way do I regret missing that shit. I hated every single one of those assholes.
I went to my prom. I hated that crap… Go wear a pretty dress and walk around town, I say.