The story of bread
- little child: how it get so big? how it get bigger so soon?
- me: okay remember what we put in it, those are fairy eggs. right like bird eggs and then the eggs break and the fairies get out and start dancing around inside it and so it gets bigger and bigger when the fairies dance more and more.
- little child: what is fairies?
- me: oh, um little tiny tiny people with wings.
- little child: what happen when you cook it, the fairies die inside?
- me: shit....no, absolutely not. okay no, umm the fairies fly away but they are so small you can't see them when they leave the oven.
- little child: sounds stupid.
- me: it's not stupid it's magic!
- little child: same to jesus?
- me: exactly. exactly like jesus.
